Last night I dreamt that in Antarctica I sat with Lebron James as Jimmy Buffet sang No shoes, No shirt no problem. There were 37,494 sharks swimming around and George Washington was galloping around wearing a dark turquoise jumpsuit and yelled, “Heads up” and threw us some french toast to enjoy with our cold crisp hydrating water. Lebron and I watched the sharks swim around and out of nowhere an ambiguous loch ness monster swam over to eat all the sharks. Lebron and I, shocked to have seen a loch ness monster were then surprised to see ella in her tennis shoes telling us, “I’m going to zumba on tuesday,” we ignored her and continued watching the lochness monster obliterate the sharks in lake michigan. It then became kind of gloomy outside and so I decided to travel home where I was greeted with, “Hola como estas?” as I returned back to reality as a private equity analyst and pro sailor.