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Businessman
The businessman sat at his desk, ready to take some calls. The phone finally rang, and he picked it up with excitement.
“Hello?”
“Do you know where my father is?” a voice asked.
“No, I am a businessman, not a missing person’s agency,” the man replied, taking out his account log, realizing he might have a client.
“Do I have the wrong number?” the voice questioned.
“No, I believe you have the right one. Would you like this business to find your father? We can do that.”
“Yes.”
“And how would you like him assassinated? We offer three different packages.”
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