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Recipe for a new car
-$50
-A single rusted truck, preferably three years older than yourself
-A touch of embarrassment
-A minimum of two years
-A bucket of fights
-One failed relationship
-One new boyfriend
-A book of future plans
-A handful of blown brakes, must occur while driving
-A heap of rants
-A single co-signer
-A downpayment
-Begin by using the $50 to purchase a single rusted truck from the house at the top of the hill. If necessary, you may need to use additional money to make it road worthy again.
-Sprinkle a touch of embarrassment every time you use the truck
-You must let this settle for at least two years
-You must begin the journey with one boyfriend
-This is when you will take the bucket of fights and let them happen within the truck
-Let this deteriorate over the next three to four months until it qualifies as a failed relationship and end it
-Wait four months
-Pick up the new boyfriend
-Drive everyday to see him, if quality is not to your liking then begin driving him to school and work
-Make plans for road trips and moving
-You will know that it is done cooking when you see a handful of blown brakes, only ready if this occurs while driving
-Coat with a handful of rants about not feeling safe in the truck
-Put a final glaze of a co-signer and a downpayment on
You now have a new car
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