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Twilight/Harry Potter Remix (the way it should have been)
Scene I
Chalie and Bella are driving to school
Charlie: um…so, do you like Forks Bella?
Bella: I guess.
Charlie: Here have a car.
Bella: Thanks Dad! I love it!
Charlie: It was my friends Billy Black’s.
Bella: Bye Dad.
Bella walks out of the car and toward the school. It’s raining.
Mike: Hi I’m Mike. You’re Isabella Swan, right?
Bella: Just Bella.
Mike: What’s your first class?
Bella: History.
Mike: Mine too. I’ll walk you.
Walk away.
Scene II
In the lunch room
Jessica: How did you like pre calculus?
Angela: Yearbook picture?
Bella: No pictures! Hey, who’s that, over there?
Jessica: Them? They’re the Cullens. All adopted by Dr. Carlisle Cullen. And they’re all togther, like TOGETHER together-
Bella: No, I meant him!
All turn to see who Bella is pointing at.
Hermione: It’s Harry Potter!
All: Harry Potter?!
Bella: I’m in love.
Edward: Hey! Wait one second! What happened to me? She’s not supposed to fall for some random wizard!
Alice: Even I didn’t see that coming.
Voldemort runs in
Voldemort: avada kedavera!
Edward just happens to be standing between Harry and Voldemort.
Voldemort: Whoops.
Voldemort runs towards Harry but Bella trips him.
Hermione: And they were all changed for the better.
THE END
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