Whys it so bright in here Cover my head with my blankets Oh wait its morning What time is it Seven forty three Aw shoot I overslept and the third time this week too Whyd the alarm have to break Wheres my sock Why was I stupid enough to go out with them last night anyway Theres my shirt on the bookshelf Grab something to eat This banana will do I guess Lets see do I have time to catch the bus Oh good one comes in two minutes No time to brush my teeth Okay I’m ready to go Lock the door Close the gate Ah I see the bus S*** its early Gotta run Ow these heels are killing my ankles The bus is pulling into its stop Two more blocks to run Does the driver see me waving my arms Maybe I should shout too Yes mister I am hurrying Do you realize how hard it is to run in four inch heels Crack No not now Lovely Just lovely Broken heel skinned knee hole in my tights and now the bus drivers leaving without me I wont let him Get up Ignore the sticky blood on my leg Run as fast as I can Run run run The bottoms of my feet are getting so dirty but its okay because theyll be inside my shoes My broken shoes Ten feet away from the bus but its already up to twenty miles per hour Maybe I should bang on the door No its okay hes slowing down for my Doors opening I step in Rummage in my pockets for change Maam youll have to put your shoes on to ride the bus Idiot I think but I cram my swollen feet into the heelless boats all the same Cant find enough money just a Canadian quarter and a washer Think hell notice Nah he kind of looks like a spoon Drop the counterfeit fare into the collection machine next to his seat An affirmative ding Wow it worked Turn to find a seat The bus is actually empty for once No one barfed on the floor either Sit down Kick off my shoes Unpeel the banana Start to eat I can just take the tights off wash my knee and no one will notice the shoes as long as I stand like they still have heels Look at the bus clock Wednesday June ninth seven fifty two am Cant believe it Im actually going to be on time Happy sigh
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Todays Wednesday
My interviews tomorrow