Materials:
Your backpack with the homework
A garbage bin
Fortnite (a video game)
A couch
A bed
A pocketful of food
A mound of laziness
A drop of irresponsibility

Directions:
Walk into the house after school with your backpack.
Take your backpack off and toss it into the garbage bin.
Next, with a drop of irresponsibility, sit on the couch and get comfortable.
Play Fortnite for as long as you want because there is no homework that can take your time now.
Next, take the pocketful of food, but don’t eat it all at once. You want the food to last throughout the whole night.
After you are done playing video games, hop into bed with a whole mound of laziness.
Sleep good for the next day because you don’t have to worry about doing homework ever again!