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A Lesson in Poker

July 20, 2010
By Nevermore SILVER, Houston, Texas
Nevermore SILVER, Houston, Texas
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“Now, you see how you have a two of hearts?” The man pulled a card from the girl’s hand. “That makes a pair.”

“I see.”

“And that King, there,” he said. “If there’s a King on this river, that makes two-pair.”

“Okay.”

“But for now you only have a pair.”

“Yes, you’ve said that,” the girl said.

“And if the river is a Queen, I’ll have a three-of-a-kind and you’ll have a full house.”

“Just go already, Nick.” She waited in silence as the man flipped over the next card in the deck. “Hell, I never get a good hand.”

“You’ve got me.”

“What?”

“Me,” the man repeated.

“What are you talking about? And this chair! God, I thought you would fix it before today.”

“I never got around to it, I guess.” He took up the cards and shuffled. “So how are we, then?”

“It is awfully hot, Nick.”

“Pay attention to the game.”

“I am.”

“So now you have a seven and another King, but a spade,” the man said.

“I’m getting the hang of it, I think.”

“Do you want my help this time?”

“I’ll probably end up needing it,” she said.

“Fine, then.”

“Good.” The girl tapped her finger on the table as Nick brought out the flop. “Look, there’s that Queen of hearts.”

“Yes.” His eyes glanced at her. “Just my luck.”

“You have two Queens? Again?” she asked.

“No. I have a two and a seven, off suit.”

“But you told me earlier that’s the worst hand possible.”

“It is,” the man replied. “But I wasn’t talking about the cards.”

“Well what else would you be talking about?”

“So how are we, then?” A pause.

“Next time you play poker with the boys, I want in.”
She smiled. “It’s pretty fun.”

“I still have to teach you about antes and bets.”

“I know more than you give me credit for.”

“Then you know when and when not to go all-in?” he asked.

“I think now’s a good time.” She placed her cards on the table. All she had was a King high.

“Agreed.”


The author's comments:
This bit of dialogue is meant to mock Hemingway's writing style. It was inspired by his "Hills Like White Elephants." See if you can uncover what's really going on behind this lesson in poker...

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on Aug. 1 2010 at 9:03 am
OfficialApprover PLATINUM, Orefield, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
Grab life by the balls. -Slobberknocker<br /> We cannot change the cards we&#039;re dealt just how we play the hand<br /> Experience is what you get when you didn&#039;t get what you wanted<br /> It&#039;s pretty easy to be smart when you&#039;re parroting smart people<br /> -Randy Pausch

It's no probleml:D And thanks.

on Aug. 1 2010 at 2:10 am
Nevermore SILVER, Houston, Texas
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Firstly, thanks for reading and commenting! I'm glad you liked it. :) 

And sure, I'll go ahead and check out some of your works and comment on one or a few. 


on Jul. 30 2010 at 7:59 am
OfficialApprover PLATINUM, Orefield, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
Grab life by the balls. -Slobberknocker<br /> We cannot change the cards we&#039;re dealt just how we play the hand<br /> Experience is what you get when you didn&#039;t get what you wanted<br /> It&#039;s pretty easy to be smart when you&#039;re parroting smart people<br /> -Randy Pausch

This was excelllent!  Great writinig style, and I love how you alternaed between them talking about poker and their relationship.  Awesome job.  Keep writing!

Btw, will you check out and comment on my work?