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The Alien Bash That Wasn't
March 31, 2014
“Sir, I have just been informed that-“
“No time to be concerned with that, it seems we’ve lost some cargo- a toaster oven and 100 liters of red paint!”
I suppose we won’t be having that party tonight.
“Say it isn’t so! Where did we lose it?”
“I believe it’s called Roswell, New Mexico.”
© Brian G., Phoenix, AZ
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cosmos4242 GOLD said...
on May. 11 2014 at 12:53 pm
>_< I wish I could edit this
Opticalillusion DIAMOND said...
on May. 10 2014 at 11:35 pm
Sorry to inform you...But...There is only 54 lol...
