Whine of something in the background

Emmet: Yo, did you hear that?

Aaron: Yea, what was that?

Aidan: I think it was a dog. 

Emmet: Nah, it can’t be. Why would there be a dog in our house? We don’t even own one.

Whine of something in the background 

Aaron: There it is again, I swear I hear something crying.

Aidan: It smells like dookie in here. 

Emmet: To be honest, it probably smells because I ripped one. I promise you there's no dog in our house.

Aaron: Sniffs - was that the meatloaf you ate for dinner?

Aidan: Check his shoe Let's look downstairs!

Emmet: You guys can check all over the house, I could care less. All I know is that I’m staying on this couch and gonna finish watching this football game.

Aaron: Walks to the other room with Aidan

Aaron: Do you see that?

Aidan: Yeah, Emmet get over here!

Intense Bang on the front door

Emmet: No, you guys get over here! Someone is banging at the door.

Aaron: Wait, Could it be? YES! My Taco Bell finally got here!

Aidan: Aaron you better not have gotten a number 7 and a Crunchwrap. You’ll be out for 3 days after that!

Emmet: Opens the door… What the… Aaron, are you sure you ordered the Bell because no one is out front.

Aaron: Yes, I promise. Unless… 

Aaron slowly turns and sees aidan eating the Taco Bell behind the couch

Aaron: Woah hey, I said I would share it with you!

Aidan turns into a fluent spanish speaker 

Aidan: que lo que. I just couldn’t resist the Bell ese. 

Emmet: Dang it now I’m hungry, I’m gonna go to the kitchen and make a quick sandwich.

Aaron: Don’t eat the cheese, it went bad a couple days ago.

Aidan: Ay Holmes, that Crunchwrap is really getting to me right now. 

Emmet in the kitchen finishes making his sandwich then brings it to the living room…

Emmet: Yo Aaron, you want the second half of my sandwich. I'm not hungry anymore after the meatloaf and that sandwich.

Aaron: Sure, toss the other half.

Aaron begins eating the sandwich…

Aaron: Hey this sandwich tastes kind of funky, what did you put in here Emmet?

Emmet: Turkey, lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, and cheese.

Aaron: You did WHAT?! Why would you put the cheese on the sandwich after I told you it was expired.

Emmet: Oh quit it, first of all, a sandwich is not a sandwich without cheese and second of all it's a couple days old. What's the big deal?

Aaron: I’m not gonna lie, I too don’t feel that well anymore. I call dibs on the upstairs bathroom.

Aidan: I called dibs on the downstairs bathroom.

Aidan and Aaron go to their respective bathrooms while Emmet stays on the couch watching football…and all of a sudden a chihuahua dog comes crawling inside the house…

Emmet: Hey what the heck, guess there was a dog in the house after all.