INT.JOHN's House-DAY
JOHN STOKER,25,is sitting on a chair.He has a blank look on his face. Suddenly the phone rings. He reaches for the phone

Images are seen. The images are of of VERA ZMUDA,24,pretty,brunette.
*In the final image JOHN and VERA are seen parting

Cut to.
Int.JOHN's HOUSE
FADE IN:
Close up of JOHN,monologue begins










JOHN




Yesterday was St.Patricks day, the whole world wore green,and i wore red. Back in




december,christmas time, the world wore red and i wore green.The kids on the street




thought i was the grinch. A little kid shouted," Mama, look theres the grinch".The




woman looked up and said," that aint the grinch, its lousy old Stoker."Well, that




defines it all. All my life ive felt, ummm, a little out of place.Even now i feel,




that an asteroid is going to fall onto the earth,any moment now




right onto my head.Ummm, now that I said it, i dont feel it anymore...










(sighing)




I met Vera at a party back in 09', tough days they were, perhaps the toughest.




Life was a test and the test was high schoool...

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Int.High School
John is seen walking down a corridor, no one looks at him, he looks at no one. He makes his way to his locker
and puts in his bag

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Int.JOHN's House











John







I met her at a party. Kathy's party...
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Int.Kathy's House











John









(V.O)




Kathy was something of a paradox. She was from an illustrious family. Everyone knew her




but she was the dumbest person id ever known. I dont even remember why i went to that




party...

There is a party going on

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Int.John's House










John



In those days, i was in the state of mourning,umm, i think fussing and obsessing would



be more appropriate.I'd just gotten over with Kay, with whom i'd had my first fragment



of a relationship...

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Ext. High School
Kay is seen snogging a high school baseball player while high school John looks on...

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Int.John's House









John








(with a wry smile)









Not Exactly!




It was either a misconception or a smokescreen or maybe neither.Was it a misconception?



Was it a smokescreen? Nah, it was neither, There are somethings I like to believe,and



this is probably one of them

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Int.Kathy's House









John









(V.O)







So, i met her at the party

Vera walks towards John









Vera








Hi. Im Vera










John








(surprised)








I'm John


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Int.John's House









John



And this is the end of the story. Yeah this is the end.The end. Bambooshka, the end.










(stares into the camera for 10 seconds)









Not exactly!









(wry smile)




In those day's i was playing for a band. We were called 'The Corkscrews'

Cut to.
Int.JOSE's garage
We see 4 people, the first is ANDY. ANDY resembles Buddy Holly,and is the lead guitarist of the band. He is seen
sitting on a footstool. The second is JAN, JAN is a fat, foul mouthed Belgian, and the drummer of the band.JAN is seen
talikng on his phone.The third is JOSE,JOSE is the bassist of the band, he is of Puerto Rican origin, Jose is seen
staring at the television. The fourth is JOHN, JOHN is seen scribbling on a piece of paper.










JOHN








(Excited)







Eureka! Eureka! Eureka!










JAN



(he's just got off the phone, all three of them look towards JOHN)








(irritated)







What happened,dumbass?










JOHN








(still excited)







I found a name!

Their eye's widen.










Andy








What is it?










John







The corkscrews!

The three of them shout in congregation with contempt
" THE CORKSCREWS"









JOHN




Yeah! The Corkscrews. And its got another meaning too. A dirty meaning







(playfull look)






The cork... And it screws

They all look at each other and break into laughter.