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M.C. Beth

December 16, 2015
By Anonymous

ACT I

Scene 1
Introduction: The sun sets over the slums of Detroit, gunfire sounds off in random places and the houses look worn down and aged. M.C. Beth, who is a part of a gang and is his Gangleader’s right hand man who came from Scottland and was raised as a boy in the hood of Detroit. Next to M.C. is Bank-Woe who is also in the gang and is M.C.’s best friend. They walk down the sidewalk after shooting up a rival gangs hideout and stealing some acid. The year is 1993 and the street gangs are at a stand still. Their gang leader, Lamar, has sent in men to take over their rival gang and slay all who are within it. They have succeeded and M.C. Beth and Bank-Woe have finished them off. Bank-Woe is an asian man of 43 who is also apart of Lamar's great gang.

M.C. Beth and Bank-Woe walk down the sidewalk of 55th street. They are high on acid and tripping out.

M.C. Beth: We really showed them, ol chap! Lit them up, and now they nothing!
Bank-Woe: Oh yeah! And we steal their drugs too!

Bank-Woe: Woah bro! You see that big dragon floating over those houses, man?
M.C. Beth: Not that I see, mate. You see those kitten shooting lazers out of their mouth?

Bank-Woe (shaking his head) : Nope!

M.C. Beth: Woah, mate! These dogs are screaming my name!
Three Dogs: All hail M.C. Beth! The true O.G.! All hail M.C. Beth! All slay in his name!
Bank-Woe: Yo! I don’t see no dogs, bro.
M.C. Beth: What do you mean, dogs? Why are you speaking to me?
1st Dog: All hail the true O.G.! You, M.C. Beth,
2nd Dog: Will become the new gang leader of Detroit!
3rd Dog: All Hail…
All three dogs: M.C. Beth!

M.C. Beth: Woah, mate!
Bank-Woe: What are they saying, yo?
M.C. Beth (in a serious voice): Nothing, just gibberish. Come on, mate, let’s go back home
Bank-Woe: Nods


Scene 2


Lady McQueesha: Where have you been, honey?
M.C. Beth: Nowhere, what's it to you?

Lady McQueesha: I checked your facebook and twitter today and I’m pretty sure you gotta side hoe!

M.C. Beth: Straight up

M.C. Beth: So I’m thinking about taking over the gang
Lady McQueesha: What?? How??

M.C. Beth: Scented Cocain…
Lady McQueesha: Scented Cocain? What the hell, Mick?? Remember what I told you about that stuff? That’s it, I’m leaving!
M.C. Beth: Do it


Scene 3

M.C. Beth: Excuse me, mate?
Merchant: Yes, sir, you want scented cocaine?
M.C. Beth: You know it, bub. I’d like the orange scented kind.

Merchant: Here ya go, sir. That’ll be 500 dollars and it comes with a free mini gun!

Scene 4

Bank-Woe: Lamar! I have news of suspicion, yo!
Lamar: What is this nonsense, bro?
Bank-Woe: M.C. Beth, man! He went to the black market!
Lamar (Surprised): The black market?
Bank-Woe: Yeah, man!
Lamar: To get what?
Bank-Woe: Scented cocaine and a mini gun! He used the gang credit card!
Lamar (Suprised and upset): No one uses the gang credit card without contacting me first!
Bank-Woe: What should we do, yo?

Lamar: Check in on him when you can
Bank-Woe: You mean spy on him?
Lamar: Yes! Now leave man, it's late
Bank-Woe: No prob!

ACT II

Scene 1

M.C. Beth: What in bloody hell are you doing here, mate?
Bank-Woe: Nothin, just seeing what you’re doing today, yo
M.C. Beth: Come inside

M.C. Beth: So, mate. Wanna take over the gang with me?
Bank-Woe: Ummm I don’t know, yo, that seems kinda dangerous, yo.
M.C. Beth: Why not, we could rule this town togeather
Bank-Woe: I’ll think about it, man.
M.C. Beth: Please do, mate. It would be magnificent.

Bank Woe: I will


Scene 2

M.C. Beth: Mmmm… Oranges!!

M.C Beth: I’m ready to rock and roll

M.C. Beth: God I love Oranges!!

M.C. Beth: Get juiced!!

Bank-Woe: It is my rightful place on the throne of money, man. Sweet dreams, yo!



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