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Taken from Floweryfun.com chat at 16:42 on 11/12/2004
Classified: Under Inspection. Considered Dangerous.

BingBongBros: I shook a man’s hand on the bus today. He’ll never see his family again.
BingBongBros has logged out
User: Sunflower241: Hey guys! Check out this picture of these marigolds I grew! (Note: picture unavailable. Linked to website “Picturebucket.net; now defunct)
New user logged on: Zutara4eva: OMG! These are amazing! And its got OVER 9000 views already! Lol
New user logged on: Ares-the-betta: Pretty good! I like the colors, how’d you get them to grow like that? (p.s. who’s that guy in the background?)
Sunflower241: What are you talking about?
Zutara4eva: No, I see it. He’s behind the flower bucket, see? He’s wearing suit, can’t you see him?
New user logged on: Lanipator: I see him too, he kinda looks like my neighbor.
Sunflower241: I don’t see it. Maybe it’s a glitch in the internet?
Ares-the-betta:… you fail internet forever.
Lanipator: seriously, im looking at a picture, they look exactly the same.
Zutara4eva: he kinda looks like my neighbor too,
Sunflower241:fanhvuteraelougp
Ares-the-bettaL lol wut?
LAnipator: Ah well, I gtg guys, dentist appointment.
Ares-the-betta: bye!
Zutara4eva: c ya!
(Note: At this point there is a five minute period of inactivity on the site)
Ares-thebetta: Aren’t you going? It says ur still logged on
Lanipator: It’s not letting me, its weird
Zutara4eva: that’s weird, hey, sunflower, ur good with computers, whats going on?
(note: another rest, 3 minutes this time)
Ares-the-betta: Sunflower?
Zutara4eva: she’s prob in the bathroom
Lanipator: My neighbors creeping me out, he’s looking at me through the window
Ares-the-betta: creepy.
Sunflower241: New pic uploaded from picturebucket.net (note: Picture is of a wall spattered with red matter, next to the limp body of a teenage girl, presumed to be Sunflower241. Slightly off to the side is a tall man in a suit, obscured by the camera cutoff)
Zutara4eva: HOLY CRAP!
Ares-the-betta: Sunflower, what the crap? Do you wan’t to get banned?
Sunflower241 has disconnected
Zutara4eva: What was that about?
Ares-the-betta: idunno, Sunflowers a weird chick.
Lanipator: new pic uploaded from picturebucket.net (note, same as above, however instead of a teenage girl, it appears to be a middle aged man)
Lanipator has disconnected.
Zutara4eva: WHAT IS WRONG TODAY! Im out.
Zutara4eva:Whjat? I can’t log off? Hold on, can I turn off the power?
Zutara4eva::WHAT THE CRAP?
Ares-the-betta: Hey, I’ll brb, my neighbors at the door.
Zutara4eva:kk
(note: another break)
Zutara4eva:Ares?
Ares-the-betta: New pic uploaded for picturebucket.net (same, but with a young boy)
Zutara4eva: oh god. Guys if this is a prank it isn’t funny!
Zutara4eva:guys?
Zutara4eva has been disconnected
(Note: Shortly after this was dated a sting of murders occurred on a number of the other frequenters of this channel. Further investigation found the presence of a “Neighborly man” always wearing a business suit near the crimes. Comparing the photos it is clear that these are not the same men, as each has a radically different face.)