A lot of guys take on challenges to be the best. We become winners in a lot of things like video games, sports, ufc, betting on the stupidest things we can do, but there is one thing that all guys can never win at and that is fighting with women. No I don’t mean punching a girl and whoever does abuse women makes you look like a prick and should be arrested and go to prison so that guy can be someone’s prison slave cause you deserve it . (They seduce you, play mind games, and use drama, but not every girl does this). Others have persuasive ways.
My girlfriend and I would use to always argue about something stupid, but we quickly make up and forget about the whole thing. Well at least I did, she forgives and she never gets mad easily.
She has literally kept score on how many fights we’ve had and how many times she won. Me zero losses, Her 75 wins which I wasn’t really surprised. I can’t stay mad at her I love her, but she really pushes my buttons either way we still love each other. Let’s look at the arguments I’ve had with my girlfriend in the past.
There was one time where Jessica wanted to go to the mall, but her friends couldn’t go. They had to help with the Turnabout committee. So she came over to my house and wanted me to go with her. Normally I will go shopping with her, but that day I was sore from weightlifting and it FELT LIKE THREE GUYS JUMPED ME AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME, but honestly I was just lazy. I tell my girlfriend that I’m tired and she knows me very well to know that I didn’t want to go. So she’s trying to convince me, but my answer was still NO and just when I thought she was giving up she goes upstairs. At first I thought she was going to use the bathroom, but I was wrong. She comes down stairs with my Xbox and my baseball bat.( I almost had a heart attack).
Me: Babe what are you doing?!
Jessica: You have 30 seconds to say yes that you will go to the mall with me or you can kiss your Xbox goodbye.
At that moment I swear that my whole life flashed before
. I needed my Xbox it’s the only thing that frees me from boredom. I literally fell to my knees and begged her not to break my Xbox.
Me: JESSICA!! PLEASE I BEG YOU DON’T BREAK IT PLEASE
Jessica: That’s right beg for mercy.
Me: But I… Alright let’s go to the mall.
Jessica: Yay!!!!

See What I mean about my girlfriend she can be really persuasive. Now I will give advice on how to win in a fight with a girl:
1.
Tell her she’s cute when she’s mad
2.
Hug her and tell her she was right and you were wrong which makes your defeat less humiliating
3.
Just stop talking
4.
Buy them clothes
5.
Apologize to her
6.
Defuse the situation with humor

If you follow these rules you can win or avoid a fight. Oh who am I kidding if you get into a fight with a girl YOU ARE BASICALLY SCREWED !!! Why even follow my advice at all!!