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My Ideal Guy (In a Utopian Society)
1. Loves Disney (I sing iDisney songs so much, it'd be tragic if he didn't)
2. Doesn't mind bad singing
3. Likes musicals
4.Especially Annie
5. Agrees that everyone loves Annie
6. Doesn't mind a fridge stocked with apple juice
7. Or a cupboard stocked with Cap'n Crunch
8. Won't mind when I pretend my life is a musical
9. And makes a guest appearance in it
10. And becomes a recurring character
11. Until he is the male lead
12. Likes the ukulele
13. And books
14. And book shelves
15. And book shelves overflowing with books
16. And can recognize when it might be time for a new book shelf
17. Won't mind all my headbands
18. Or scarves
19. Will drink hot chocolate with me by the fire
20. Even if I'm only making us do it cause I find it romantic
21. Will tell me no when I ask him to sing in the rain with me cause I must have forgot how my hair is
hydrophobic
22. Won't mind that my hair will be an afro after I dry it from us singing in the rain (cause he gave up on trying to convince me not to)
23. Will tell me it's okay to cry
24. But will still hold me when I don't because he knows I think I'm too strong for tears
25. Will make me laugh
26. And laugh
27.And laugh
28.And laugh
29. Is an intellectual who I can be all intellectual and stuff with
30. Can cook
31. For me
32. With me
33. Won't mind when I start talking in my terrible British accent
34. And will assume an accent of his own
35. And will create an accent with me
36. And a country
37. And be the king while I'm the queen
38. Is aggressive
39. And knows what he wants
40. And pins me against the wall
41. And whispers in my ear
42. Because he's sexy like that
43. He'll surprise me routinely
44. And will recognize my impromptu play on words
45. Won't mind my driving
46. And will let me play my Nigerian music
47. And attempt to sing in broken English
48. Will give me flowers
49. Even though he knows I don't really care much for them cause I don't think they smell that great
50. Will take me on walks
51. Even though he knows I'm not a big fan of bugs or animals or plants or the heat or the cold
52. Will protect me from nature
53. And dogs
54. Because he knows they scare me
55. Will dance with me
56. Even if he can't dance
57. Because anyone can dance
58. Won't mind that I watch anime
59. And won't tell anyone that I cry sometimes when I watch them because the characters always have sad back stories
60. Won't mind that I watch Korean dramas
61. Won't mind my obsession with Sherlock Holmes
62. Wouldn't be in Hufflepuff
63. Has a slight chance of being in Slytherin
64. Might be a Gryffindor
65. But will probably end up in Ravenclaw
66. Won't mind that I will always steal his headphones
67. Because mine always stop working in one ear
68. Won't mind my rambling
69. Will love me
70. And will tell me he loves me
71. And will show me he loves me
72. And say "You're mine."
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