Attention teenagers!

NEW! ON SALE NOW!

Guide to Popularity

Everything you'll ever need to know

about how to achieve a higher social status

Includes:

f modern back-stabbing techniques

to use on everyone from family to friends

f how to be exactly like everyone else

f an 8-step guide to being superficial

f a list of trendy, yet completely useless things

to spend your parents' money on

f how to put others down

and make yourself look good

f a step-by-step guide on how to use people

to get exactly what you want

f AND SO MUCH MORE!



All this for a mere

$39.95

But that's not all!

With the purchase of

Guide to Popularity

you will receive a one-year subscription

to "Vanity" magazine

absolutely free!

No strings attached!

Buy now, while it's still

the "in" thing to own!

Be the first to buy, and this book will have

already increased your popularity status!



NOTE: WILL ONLY BE SOLD IN STORES WHERE

THE BOTTLED WATER COSTS MORE THAN THE SHOES