One fine day in the middle of the night to dead boys got up to fight.
back-to-back they faced each otherdrew there swords and shot each other.
one was blind and the other could not see so they choose a dummy for a referee.a blind man went to see fair play. a dumb man went to shout "hooray!" a deaf police man heard the noise, and went to save the two dead boys. a paralyzed donkey walking by, kicked the copper in the eye,sent him through a rubber wall, into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
(if you don't believe this lie is true,ask the blind man he saw it too)