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A Highly Caffeinated Poem
I scream, you scream
We all scream for caffeine
In the form of hazelnut or mocha
Mountain Dew, Vault, and Coca Cola
To stay awake in morning light
I need it every day
'Cause I can't sleep at night
Starbucks is my favorite spot
for a white chocolate-vanilla
double shot
At noon, a Full Throttle will
pick me up
After that, Diet Pepsi
by bottle, can, or cup
Caffeine in my lip gloss,
chewing gum, sweet tea,
I can't get enough of that
artificial energy!
I stock up with every trip
to the grocery store,
Caffeine is what keeps me ticking,
I must have More! More! More!
I scream, you scream,
We all scream for caffeine.
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