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How to control one's weight
I have learned from books
How to be a thin man.
Do not starve,
No, God hates the starved,
But do not want.
When lemons are offered make lemonade,
And pour it into your dog's mouth.
Furthermore you will need a wife.
One who does not cook
And is partial to ribcages.
Make her heavy from leftovers,
This is the proper way.
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