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Train of Thought on a School Bus Ride

December 23, 2013
By trainboy PLATINUM, Washington, Virginia
trainboy PLATINUM, Washington, Virginia
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;The higher we go, the better we shall hear the voice of Christ.&quot; Blessed Pier Giorgio Frassati<br /> &quot;You may be what ever You resolve to be.&quot; General &quot;Stonewall&quot; Jackson


Alright children, you need to take your seats.
Man, Mrs. O’Malley gave us a LOT of homework for tonight!
You’re telling me! I hate that witch!
Mrs. O’Malley is wonderful- I hate Mrs. Williams- she gives us TONS homework EVERY night!
O’h yeah, you do have a point there!
Julian, please don’t run down the aisle while the bus is moving!
Julian, do you want me to give you a referral?!
SIT!
Man, lunch was complete crap today!
Yeah, what was that stuff?!
It was your mom!
No it wasn’t, it was yours- that is why it smelled so bad!
Did you see Anthony and George fighting today?!
Yeah, it was really lame- they were fighting over a cookie!
Figures, Anthony is so fat.
Hey, who just cut the cheese?! It smells terrible back here!
Chris, was that you? It seems you are always lettin loose!
Oh bull crap it wasn’t me! It was o’l fart maker himself, Joey over there snickering! What are you snickering about?!
Your face!
Now children, please be quieter before I have to come back there!
You’re fat as a freaking watermelon!
No I’m not, you’re a tomato- always blushing!
Is it your girlfriend?!
Who, Megan?! She’s an asparagus with how skinny she is!
No, I’d consider her a stub.
With the braces, you could mistake her for a zipper!
Who just threw this apple core back here?!
No throwing stuff on the bus!
You kiddin me, I don’t like Megan, girls have cuties!
Why you blushing then?!
Anyone got any sweet tea?!
You run out?
Yeah, I need a refill!
It’s hot in here!
Perhaps I should leave.
Look at that dog run!
Josh and Megan sittin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g…
That dog is running faster than a redneck to a Nascar race!
He’s happy, happy, happy!
HEY!
WHAT?!
Quit yelling before I slam on the breaks to launch you to Texas!
Now where cookin with peanut oil!
Who took my samich?!
Will, no one took your samich!
Dag nab, ran out of sweet tea again!


The author's comments:
I decided to write this train of thought after a particular school bus ride home after school. I was entertained by the fact that little kids towards the front of the bus were talking about what kind of vegetables they were or something similar. So I started from there and made up what I thought a school bus ride in the rural area (such as Rappahannock) could be like, including several Duck Dynasty references!

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