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Elmo's Watching...

January 29, 2014
By e2000 SILVER, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
e2000 SILVER, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." -Winnie the Pooh


Elmo’s watching you in the night
Getting ready to take a bite
Your blue pajamas will taste so good
And Spongebob slippers are his favorite food.

But, best of all, he enjoys
Torturing little girls and boys
That playful character on TV
Has turned against you and me.

Creaking floors tell you when he is near
But since you sleep, you shall not fear
Or realize your impending doom
When Elmo comes into your room.

Up the staircase he will come
He’ll lick his lips and whisper, “Yum!”
And you sleep like an angel, peacefully
So Elmo knows you shall not flee.

Shall he barbecue or fry?
To eat first the hair or perhaps the eye?
With carrots or with celery?
What’s for dessert, he’ll have to see.

And he won’t even leave a clue.
Like it or not, you know it’s true.
And if Elmo has things his way,
You’ll never see another day.


The author's comments:
I wrote this on a whim for Language Arts class in 8th grade. When going back through my old pieces I saw it and started laughing hysterically :)

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e2000 SILVER said...
on Feb. 10 2014 at 8:35 am
e2000 SILVER, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
6 articles 0 photos 2 comments

Favorite Quote:
“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." -Winnie the Pooh

Hey Ben! I don't really know what I am... I just write whatever I feel like writing.  I read your poem and really liked it... Great work!  It takes a few days for your article to be published (they should email you when it is). Let me know if you have any new pieces you want me to vote for!

on Feb. 7 2014 at 1:42 pm
DespondentPen SILVER, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Hey Ellen, this is Ben!  I joined TeenInk too.  I'm waiting for my stuff to be published.  I also think that your "Crib of Death" is fantastic.  Wow, are you a dark romanticist?  That appears to be your style, because I can relate to you through your writing, and it is how I write.  How long does it take for your work to get published?  I've been waiting for three or four days now.