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Not Megan
Oh how I'd rather jump from MTN Everst
Than talk to Megan
Hold the sun like a basketball
Maybe even go work on a cold and snowy day;
Tie me down to railroad tracks! Or make me jump off the Eyeful Tower
Make me eat a humongous hog]
Or own the Jacksonville Jaguars and coach them maybe
Even have my parents spank me on my behind
Have the radio talk to me or make Kim Kardashian kiss me
Or have me locked in a hot dark room maybe in Alaska where there is Blizzards all the time!
Oh the things I'd rather do then talk to Megan

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