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July 8, 2014
Paula Deen is so devoted to butter
She has sworn to love no other
Watching it as it slowly melts
Oh, look at Paula buying a bigger belt!
Miley Cyrus
One night at an award show you decided to twerk
Did your attention seeking scheme work?
Vladimir Putin
He decided in Russia there should be no gays
Isn’t his shirtless ad another one of his hypocritical ways?
Bill Clinton
As president, Bill decided to seduce someone other than his wife
Needless to say, that’s ruined his life
© Sean C., Princeton, IL
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