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Food
We have so much food,
it’s not even funny.
I even think we might have
some good old canned bunny.
We have six cupboards
With unlabeled cans filled to the brim.
My uncle ate something one time.
Then he lost a limb.
Our house has two fridges,
and two freezers as well!
But the food inside,
well it must be from hell.
There’s even food storage
that’s hidden somewhere.
I peeked at it once,
it’s growing, I swear.
The shelves in the garage,
they’ve got food stacked up high!
But if I ate some of that,
I’m sure I would die.
We have so much food,
we could line the whole street!
All of that food,
and nothing to eat.
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