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Idiots
The pessimist sees a long tunnel ahead,
"I see the light at the end," the optimist said
The spiritualist claimed he saw two lights
The light was coming, the realist called, "Cripes!"
He concluded all four facts had to do with a train
They were on the subway when the train car came
So they were terrified when they heard its wails
The train driver saw four idiots on the rails
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