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Charlatan King
Your autobiography seems to be a blank page,
No alcohol can be mixed to make you interesting,
So perfectly mediocre and skillfully average,
Your voice seems as mundane as a foggy winter evening,
Completely unaware that you are fated for a life in purgatory,
You are as useful as a stone less engagement ring,
Even without gravity you still find a way to fall,
Tharmas you can never seem to get it right,
How do you expect to run when you can’t even crawl?
I am no Pygmalion I can’t paint beauty on your face,
I have no needle or thread to sew together your issues,
The tournament for you soul seems to be a rat race,
I lost destiny’s pen I can’t rewrite the ending this time.
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