Out of paper, out of stock,

There are friendly faces around the block,

Break loose from the chains that are causing your pain.

Call Michael or Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed.

Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs.

Or maybe if you feel sad and alone

Netflix is always on your phone

Hey, Jim Halpert!

You're pranking never failed to put a smile on my face

You always make the world a better place

I ship you and Pam so much

I wish I could have something like that, I’m so jealous

Your coworkers turned out to me family to you and me

Hey, Pam Beesly/Halpert!

You always seemed like a motherly figure to the office

And I truly have to say,

Your tolerance levels have always blown me away

I always have wished I could just be like you,

Maybe if you could follow your dreams, I can too

Your coworkers turned out to be family to you and me

Hey, Dwight Schrute!

I wish I could be your best friend

You are the absolute coolest out of all of them

You and Jim’s hijinks have never failed to make me laugh

So I guess I have to thank you for that

Your coworkers turned out to be family to you and me

Hey, Michael Scott!

Wow, do I have a lot to say

Your journey as a regional manager has blown me away

Your employees were your family, the office was your home

I wish I could have something like that as my own

I now say “That’s what she said” on a daily

I don’t know how to feel about that, really

You helped me through my heartbreaks

You were there when I felt so alone

You are my favorite character

Thank you for making The Office my home