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Party Like A Zombie
Hey I'm a zombie
I like to eat brains
I live on the railroad
in front of old trains
*
I use to be human
my name was Ted
I use to eat steak
and sleep on a bed
*
but one day
one fateful day
I believe it was Sunday
early in May
*
I went to the graveyard
black in night
where I saw something crazy
which gave me great fright
*
I wanted to run
I wanted to hide
but instead I sat down
and quietly cried
*
it looked really fun
and positiviley great
and that is when I learned
the end of my fate
*
all of the zombies
were having a party
so I went up to one
whose name was Marty
*
"let me eat your brains
and a zombie you'll become
you'll party all the time
and never miss mum"
*
so he ate my brains
and it felt great
because he was right
I don't miss mum or mate
*
so I thank you dear Reader
but please do mind
if you would like
to become one of my kind?