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Ode To A Bathtub
My Bathtub is my best friend.
My Bathtub is my home.
Whenever I feel lonely,
my Bathtub's where I go.
When I think "sanctuary,"
my Bathtub comes to mind.
Strong and sturdy and dependable,
there's not a safer place to find.
My Bathtub has had my back
in times of war and strife.
I can't count the number of times
my Bathtub has saved my life!
I sleep there and eat there,
and when my time comes I'll die there.
Oh, how I love you,
my trusty, rusty Bathtub.
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