I love you like I love doughnuts

But I don’t like doughnuts

And you know that because you love me

I love you like I love the snow

From a distance and indoors

I love you like I love being wrong

I don’t and you know that because you let me win

I never let you win because

I love you like I love legos

Capable of creating plastic dreams

But these dreams hurt

I love you like I love mustard

Except mustard is disgusting in all forms

I love you like I love not being noticed

You see straight through that and give me the attention I crave

I love you like I love people

In small doses when I’m in the mood

I love you like I love turtles

Disregard the previous statement

We both love turtles

I guess what I’m trying to say here is that you love me

But I love you like I love doughnuts