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Modeling 101: An Introduction to Theory
This classroom without a scratch paper bin teaches sin,
cos, tan. Like how 26 letters slip out of your command
when a teacher calls on your unraised hand,
you have less time to position all 206 bones
before the next camera
click
Behind a cute smile, you measure the angles
click
of your hands on hip, on head, on heart
click
knees and elbows ruler-straight
click
posing rules protractor-precise
click
what’s closer to the camera is bigger
click
don’t show too much whites of eyes
click
keep your thumbs out of pocket
click
ignore out-of-pocket comments
click
“fat,” “big legs,” “wide hips”
click
don’t let the camera that adds
click
10 pounds take anything away
click
you can’t let anyone see the
click
degree to which you focus
click
during continuous
click
motion you master
click
discreet
click
thought
click
in the camera screen
you see yourself frozen.
Those captured moments hold
your diploma.
Outside this classroom, there is constant recess ruckus from those
who love the sunset as it burns to dark
who wish on shooting stars which are falling hard
who praise the notes of a soprano’s self-suffocating song
who worship the product but damn the process that comes along.
They laugh at your lessons they didn’t learn.

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