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feet by charlie24
Dear old mother nature,
You designed our bodies neat,
But why did your concentration lapse,
When you got down to our feet?
They help a bit when walking,
From home down in to town,
They stop our legs from fraying at the ends,
And prevent us from falling down.
They serve no other purpose,
As far as I can tell,
Most of them are misshapen,
And the ones that aren’t just smell.
I suppose you really did your best,
And I really should be fair,
So if I apologise for insulting you,
Will you give me a better pair?
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