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The Worst Poem Ever Written

January 2, 2012
By NightGoddess17 PLATINUM, New City, New York
NightGoddess17 PLATINUM, New City, New York
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I will not ruin the grace of a blank page
With my words of forlorn or happiness.
I will not create the poem at the edge of my pen,
And destroy the calming numbness of the unyielding white.
I will not burst into spontaneous emotion,

Or let my imagination run wild for all to see.
I will not put one spot of color on the canvas of words;
Not one drop of black, purple, blue, or green.
I will not write the poem burning in the back of my brain,
For it is sure to be the worst poem ever written.


The author's comments:
This is insanely ironic and odd... I have no idea why I wrote this... I was just bored... ENjoy it anyways!

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on Feb. 17 2016 at 5:23 pm
Writergirl009 BRONZE, Hudson, Ohio
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Really great job!

on Feb. 6 2012 at 9:19 pm
Cool idea, a poem about not writing a poem. I love the irony of it. Great job! Keep on writing Sammy! :)

on Jan. 12 2012 at 7:42 am
RedFeather GOLD, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
Prose is like walking but poetry is like dancing.<br /> &mdash;Paul Valery, poet (1871 - 1945)

Great idea, love the irony. A poem about not writing a poem - like one of mind, except mine was about trying to write a poem, but losing the inspiration before I could write it down (Absconding Inspiration). This is still a great poem - and the best part is that you didn't have to destroy the pure white of a sheet of paper for it! ;)

on Jan. 8 2012 at 10:56 am
IsabelleRamsay SILVER, Oakville, Other
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Favorite Quote:
Whats the point of living, when you are just going to die anyway?- me.

lavvveee it

on Jan. 8 2012 at 10:55 am
Fabala_G BRONZE, Broomfield, Colorado
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Try to learn to breathe deeply,<br /> really to taste food when you eat,<br /> and when you sleep, really to sleep.<br /> Try as much as possible to be<br /> wholly alive, with all your might,<br /> and when you laugh, laugh like hell,<br /> and when you get angry, get good<br /> and angry. Try to be alive. You will<br /> be dead soon enough.&quot;<br /> William Saroyan

I like how different this poem is from typical poetry. Great job!:)

on Jan. 8 2012 at 8:38 am
babyrex4 SILVER, Buffalo, New York
5 articles 6 photos 191 comments

Favorite Quote:
\&quot;You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world.\&quot;<br /> <br /> Author Unknown

Wow, you write very beautifully! I love poems with a hint of irony in them, keep on writing!

Annoymous said...
on Jan. 6 2012 at 2:11 pm
Annoymous, Arlignton, Virginia
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Favorite Quote:
Respect yourself<br /> and others will respect you

this was a great poem :)

on Jan. 4 2012 at 3:16 pm
InvisibleHeart GOLD, Barony, Other
15 articles 4 photos 36 comments
I really like this poem. :) Its very cute! Keep writing Night!!