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That Guy

February 6, 2012
By Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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“Hey, you’ve heard of that guy, haven’t you?” asked the other guy.
“Oh, yes, I have,” replied I.
“Well, did you hear what he did to my-”. The man broke off as something landed in his eye.
“Aye, I heard what he did to your slice of pie”.
Fishing it out of his eye, the other guy asked, “Surely, with this you won’t let him get by?”.
“Oh, never had the thought never crossed my mind”.
“Well then, what will you do to this man who tampers with all desserts, wonderful and fine?”.
Without hesitation, I answered, “That guy has to die”.
“What guy?” asked the dog, lying on his rug by the hearth.

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This article has 12 comments.

Relondo BRONZE said...
on Jul. 1 2012 at 10:21 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
hypermagical said...
on Jul. 1 2012 at 8:32 pm
hypermagical, Indianapolis, Indiana
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You can quote me on that.

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This is hilarious, and the ending is so unexpected. XD
Relondo BRONZE said...
on Mar. 7 2012 at 9:14 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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For some people, it just clicks, and for others, it's nonsense.

 

TimmyTiger GOLD said...
on Mar. 7 2012 at 9:11 pm
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After reading the comments, I finally got it. Lol very puzzling
Relondo BRONZE said...
on Mar. 5 2012 at 9:02 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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Lower posts explain the poem :)
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM said...
on Mar. 5 2012 at 8:48 pm
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM, Lothlorien, Utah
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Haha :)

 

futurenovelista SILVER said...
on Mar. 5 2012 at 8:46 pm
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I didn't understand it but idk...i think i might just love it!!!
Relondo BRONZE said...
on Mar. 5 2012 at 8:44 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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Thanks!

(Need at least ten characters to post. That's why this is here!)

IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM said...
on Mar. 5 2012 at 8:39 pm
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM, Lothlorien, Utah
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Awesome! :D This totally reminds me of my Ta Dida Da series :D
Relondo BRONZE said...
on Mar. 5 2012 at 8:20 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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It's a joke. The last line doesn't rhyme. Kinda underwhelming, I know.
NickyJ BRONZE said...
on Mar. 4 2012 at 10:04 pm
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I totally don't understand this at all XD

I can't help but try to wrap my brain around it.

Or maybe you intended it to make no sense and thats just the genius behind it? Puzzling...

Relondo BRONZE said...
on Feb. 12 2012 at 8:42 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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Where he says "never had the thought never crossed my mind" there isn't supposed to be a second never. But I don't think I can edit work that's already up.