This guy in my classroom remarked one day
That he wanted less of house time.
And the teachers were surprised at this say.
They considered him to be sublime
Though falsely, of course. He
Said he wanted more hours by the clock
To mingle with the She.
The teachers howled wildly. "Walk
Out of here right now."
Said The master to the boy.
And the lad with an ahoy,
Told the master, "I'm not your toy."
"You have time to mingle"
Said the teacher. "But sir,
Tis not enough to mingle.
I want to love more of her."
And out the master sent the lad
For he spoke his mind crystal clear
Though his reply made the master mad.
And thus the lad couldn't pull the lass near.