So you want to hear a joke?
It is hilarious,
Really,
You will fall over laughing!
Ok- there’s this girl right:
Bit of a loner,
Bit of a nerd.
And she walks into a room
And- this is the best part
I can’t even begin to tell you how funny…
Well, this girl
Trips,
Right over,
And lands smack on her face
In front of everyone!

Do you want to hear a story?
It is interesting,
Really,
It may make you think.
Ok- there’s this girl right:
Bit of a loner
Bit of a nerd.
And she walks into a room.
She sees that everyone is there-
Makes sure of it-
And throws herself to the floor,
And lands smack on her face
In front of everyone.
That way
She has an excuse for the bruises.