If I was President
Not a single Nike would be creased
Tupac would still be rhyming
He would have never been deceased

If I was President
Fantasy Football would be mandatory
There is no way that game is confusing
It is pretty much self explanatory

If I was President
Stupid people would have a word limit
Those people suck the life out of me
If I hear about Beiber or Nicki one more time
I’m going to need a lobotomy

If I was President
Ed, Edd, and Eddy would run all hours of the night
Courage the Cowardly Dog would still be frightful
And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would still put up a fight