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Oh Foul Day
I lost my gay best friend to my sister
Oh foul day
I cut my lip when pushed on the sidewalk
Oh foul play
A bird pooped on my bike
Oh bowel play
I had to wipe the poop off with my sleeve
No bowel play
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No Powell play
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No Powell fiancé
The Powell boy made fun of me at school
Oh Powell fiancé
He egged my bike
Oh foul fiancé
I now have no friends and no one to love
Oh foul day
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