I can’t wait until feminism is stupid.

In the distant future,

when those dumb b****** can just give it a rest.

When the collectors bid on the last surviving Barbie to wear Makeup.

When Business Women are ticketed for cat-calling construction workers.

When Roofies will get you more jail-time than Crystal Meth.

When the News reports s*** shaming in Hugh Hefner’s eulogy.

When they put spinning rims on Maternity-Leave robots.

When the stripper’s union pushes for non-synthetic costume fabric.

When sitcom audiences laugh at forgetful househusbands.

Then I’ll laugh at those hysterical bra burners.