Where's the Wifi?
I got my phone in the middle of nowhere
its an iphone made by apple or maybe it's a pear
yo it's one of the two,
i've been wanting to check my facebook
it says I need wifi so i started to look
I looked everywhere
maybe I could look up how to get wifi
safari yelled at me and said no internet connection
at this point I lost my mind
I fell down on my behind
I said yo I want some wifi
I got on facebook to post something about me wanting to die
but I had no wifi
Where is this dumb wifi
I walked up to a guy
and said how do I find wifi
he said leave me alone creep
I went to my instagram to post an angry selfie
but it wouldn't let me
I asked it why
it said no wifi