A hobbit wanted to go on a quest
He was rather in quite a mess
When a great wizard appeared
With a winding long white beard
The filthy dwarves came in numbers
They then gobbled up all the green cucumbers
“Don’t mind them; they will only eat a little,”
Said the great wizard sitting in the middle
There was a little great feast
With carrots, bread, cheeses, salads, apples and some kind of beast
All ate until their stomachs were filled
Against the poor little hobbit’s will
The kitchen was empty and in a giant mess
With pots and pans everywhere, not to mention the rest
Of the small cottage was now very cluttered
“It’s only a little dirt,” said the great wizard as the hobbit stuttered
The dwarves felt bad so they began to sing
Pretty soon the entire cottage was clean
Now that they’re done and full they speak of a quest
It’s time that the small hobbit got to explore the west