Let’s talk about a church
whose undoubtedly hated
a faith that’s so bad
a religion outdated

Our hearts go out to
anyone baited
by the Catholic church
and the mess they created.

They pretend to follow
the lord and savior
when it’s us that need saving
from their disgraceful behavior

“Only we can save you from eternal torment
only we can send you to eternal bliss.”
We know you lies, Catholics
that’s total bulls***

You torture, inquire
disrupt peace and start fires
and say it’s for Jesus
we all know you're liars

So stop with the games
stop with the hypocrisy
start believing in something
that’s actually worth following

But before this flame stops
I have some more thoughts
on a man named Calvin
and his theological flaws

Predestination
is a thought so obscene
a thought which describes
why it’s okay to be mean

If you are an elect
you have nothing to lose
you have a free ride to heaven
which is really good news

But for those of us who try
every day to become better
whats even the point
if we’re considered lesser

Than those who are greedy
and those who are false
but are going to heaven
because Calvin had the balls

To say that they are the few
that our God has chosen
to live among angels
regardless of poison

And deeds committed
which God would deem Hell worthy
but it’s all okay
because of Calvin’s word that he

promises an afterlife
so blissful and free
in an undeserved paradise
that only good christians should see