So It Begins:
The line is blinking.
Word > untitled document.
This page is still blank.

Creative Process:
Type, type, type… delete.
I have to think of something.
Writing things is hard.

Distractions: Music:
My Headphones are In
Man, this is some good music.
I forgot my task.

Writing in Public isn’t Easy:
Now in the classroom.
“You may now resume writing”.
Time to start reading.

“Just Sleep on it”:
Lying in my bed
Rather than making ideas,
I watch some Netflix.

Some Days you Just Forget to Write:
I have woken up
Doing the daily routine
I have gone to bed.

Brainstorm: On the Tip of my Tongue:
What a great idea!
I should go start writing this!
What was it again?

Distractions: Food:
Open up google
Also open up Doritos.
Close down google.

How to Haiku:
One two three four five.
I count them on my fingers.
Limits potential.

Timing is Everything:
This should go right here.
No wait. Actually, this.
Ugh, this is so hard.

Brainstorm: It Doesn’t Come Out Right:
Wow this is awesome!
Was this really in my head?
No wait. This is bad.

A Proper Cup of Coffee etc...:
To wrote things goodly,
You gots to get good grammar.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

It’s Only Fun if I Want To:
I used to love it,
But now, writing is a chore.
Requirements suck.

I’ll Say Anything to Get Out of Work:
Faking injuries,
“What is it that is broken?”
My left... uvula.

How This Idea Came to be:
That’s it! Genius!
Write a bunch of dumb haikus!
Look how far we’ve come.

The Second to Last One:
I’m almost done now.
The one below is the last.
I’ll see you down there!

The Last One:
‘Aight, let’s finish this.
Time for the big finale;


Refrigerator.