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Slimy Moushrooms
Oh have me clean rather than eat mushrooms
Dead bodies which still have a breath
Make me hold cotton balls for all my life
Leave the scorn faced customers for me to deal with
Invest my money in Donald Trump
Scratch my nails across a chalk board
Take away my precious books
Leave me home alone
Have me live in NYC
Or in a house of democrats
The things that make me cringe the most
I would willingly do, rather than eat mushrooms.
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