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Diary of a Health Food Junkie
This morning I was 142 and now I'm 135.
I'll lose a few pounds, then gain it back.
Stable weight is what I strive... (for).
Now ladies and gents, for my next trick,
I'll drown myself in green tea
and drink till I get sick.
Then I'll spread some nutella on wheat toast, call it a lovely snack.
I've entered a health-food junkie mentality,
and I'm afraid I'll never come back.
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