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Fill the Empty Page
to the tune of "On the Open Road" from A Goofy Movie
Friend:
Do you haaaave
A dream to be an author?
Do you longgggg
To be in print someday?
If you want to write,
Take my advice:
Your triumph will
Be worth the price
So write it,
Just fill the empty page!
C'mon, Maxie!
Author:
Suddenly, my ceiling's fascinating
Suddenly, my desk is all the rage
This plot is dumb; it just won't work
And I'm about to go berserk
I need to
Destroy the empty page!
Friend:
The first draft's always stupid
But it will just improve
'Cause we will fight until the day is won!
*Friend confiscates Author's phone*
Author:
My phone, please don't forget me
You'll be returned someday
Though I may go insane before I'm done
Friend:
Just relaaaaax and get the words on paper
Author:
This is worrrrse than a rejection letter
Friend:
You'll begiiiiin to like it in no time
Author:
I'm so stummped; I think the story died
Friend:
When I start a story, I could cry!
Author:
Y'know, that's funny--so could I!
Both:
Just starin' down at the empty page!
Agents:
Will you boys
Be looking for an agent? ;)
Editors:
Either write
Or stop this dumb charade
Insecure writer:
I'm in no hurry to submit
'Cause red ink will get spilled on it
It's better
Left as an empty page
Excited writer:
A retreat away from all distractions!
Cowriter:
Yeah!
Excited writer:
There are parts
I think I need to change
Author:
*eyeing the manuscript, shocked*
Many parts!
Eager writers:
And it's to the printing press for us!
Blogger:
My blogs will leave you in the dust
When e-books
Replace each paper page!
Friend:
With adjectives and gerunds
How could this not be fun?
English Major Graduates:
Here's to grammar
Without a big exam!
Friend:
Yee-haw!
Author:
I need to run an errand
If I can think of one--
Oh, praise the Lord!
We're all out of spam!
Friend:
Oh!
All the writers:
Ev'ry day, another new idea!
Ev'ry hour, another dream to chase!
All the books we wrote
And still we grow
Author:
Yet I seem stunted, don't I know.
All the writers:
Creating's such a thrill
We're practicing our skill
How wonderful to fill
Ev'ry empty page!
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I was facing a deadline on a particular story for my Creative Writing class, so naturally I wrote this instead.
It's amazing how easily the words come when you're supposed to be writing something else, amiright?