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Ellen Degeneres
January 17, 2019
Her bright white smile shines brighter than the sun.
Her blonde hair striking, like Cupid’s arrow.
So many awards, I envy you, hun.
My love forever wide, never narrow.
Comedy, it’s what Ellen does the best.
The Ellen show, always making my day.
My dear Ellen, you leave me so impressed.
My dear Ellen, can you please be my bae?
I enjoy all of your chucklesome jokes.
They make me laugh out loud all of the time.
To me, love, you will never be a hoax.
To me, love, you will always be a dime.
It is so sad you are a lesbian
My chances are zero to a million.
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