1 Shall I compare thee to the Kellogg's brand?

  Something is just not quite right about you.

  By mistake I took this box in my hand,

  And now at home there is nothing to do.

5 Why did I pour the milk into my bowl?

  My mom would get mad if I wasted it.

  Last week there was Cocoa Puffs, that’s the goal,

  These K-Mart “Chocolate Spheres” just ain’t lit.

  What could be next, Cheerless Cheerios?

10 Who know how they messed up the formula-

  Now I have to clean my mouth with a hose.

  Why do we never have Count Chocula?

  Each bite was like the end of happiness,

  My only hope is for there to be less.