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Off Brand Cereal
1 Shall I compare thee to the Kellogg's brand?
Something is just not quite right about you.
By mistake I took this box in my hand,
And now at home there is nothing to do.
5 Why did I pour the milk into my bowl?
My mom would get mad if I wasted it.
Last week there was Cocoa Puffs, that’s the goal,
These K-Mart “Chocolate Spheres” just ain’t lit.
What could be next, Cheerless Cheerios?
10 Who know how they messed up the formula-
Now I have to clean my mouth with a hose.
Why do we never have Count Chocula?
Each bite was like the end of happiness,
My only hope is for there to be less.
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