Props to all of you bartenders out there
It’s a rough gig serving drinks to people
Alcoholics and crazies in your hair
It’s not a job for the weak and feeble

Martinis by day and whiskey by night
You’ve got mixology down to an art
This job is everyday a hustle and fight
To work this you’ve got to have a tough heart

Keeping people drunk during the hard times
Or celebrating moments of happy
Responsible for those committing crimes
Sometimes this job is fly short of crappy

Awe for those who risk their lives to serve beer
To our washed down hearts we all hold you dear