When I first met you I said hi then bye

We talked at the lockers but that was it
I accidentally poked you in the eye
I walked you to the clinic in a split

You then did not talk to me for a while
Because you were as mad as raging fire
I thought that we maybe could reconcile
Every time I come near, you go haywire

Why do I care about thine opinion
It was just because I liked you a lot
I’m going to call you my little minion
He forgave me so we played in the sandlot

Twenty years of marriage time just flies bye
Next I’ll tell you ‘bout the scar on his eye