My gleaming soccer ball, you inspire me to write.
Oh how I love the way you entertain,
Invading my mind, day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the jovial plains.

You are more joyous and adaptable.
Where you make a great game for anyone.
Simply, you turn enemies affable.
Having a better catch phrase than “Home run!”

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your thrilling gratification.
How your jollification fills my days!
My love for you is the matched quotation.

Now I must away with a willing heart,
Remember my great words whilst we're apart.